|You Are Miss Piggy|
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!
Kind of scary that it turns out that I'm Miss Piggy, as my brother tormented me throughout my childhood calling me Miss Piggy and making oinking noises.
Though, the above definition of said Miss Piggy is very much me, so who can argue?!